Why Are Luhya Men Ladies’ Darlings?

A story from a tale by Bonface Omiti

The majority of ladies, especially from the central parts of Kenya, would simply tell you that their best choice when it comes to the type of men they wish to date is a man from the Western region. But why? Let me tell you the secret that makes Luhya men more appealing to women:

Generosity

Many don’t know the exact reason, and a lot of rumors and speculation have been spread by some ladies that Luhya men are generous. Their pockets respond beautifully when tickled, something which is not always the case. Yes, they splash women with money, but there is also something else that makes those women glued to them. After all, no pain no gain—every woman needs money. It pays to have a sweet tongue in your head when you don’t have enough money in your pocket.

Sex Drive

Ladies prefer men who can make them feel the heavens during intimacy. The man who can make her reach orgasm. And those men are often from Western Kenya.

What is the secret behind this sex drive?

Mulembe Cuisine

First, Luhya men consume whole maize flour which has all the nutrients. Ugali made from whole grain maize flour is more nutritious, digested slowly, and raises blood sugar gradually, reducing the risk of health complications. Due to its high fiber content, it is also more filling and provides longer satiety.

Luhya men prefer taking ugali even in the morning as this gives them the required energy for the day. Doctors will tell you that your body needs more energy in the morning than at night. It is not just ugali but ugali wa ‘mtama’ (ugali from a mixture of millet flour and maize) or ugali wa muhogo (ugali from cassava flour). It is for this reason that, despite heavy tasks during the day, they will always remain strong and won’t fail a lady who longs for lasting and fulfilling enjoyment.

Second, Luhya men prefer including groundnuts in their diet. It is only in Luhya land when the brother-in-law visits his in-laws that plenty of peanuts must be incorporated into the diet besides ugali. They really value this, especially during dowry negotiations. Groundnuts are delicious and healthy nuts packed with vitamins and minerals such as vitamin E, magnesium, folate, copper, and arginine. Groundnuts are also rich in calories, but a moderate intake of groundnuts daily can improve overall health. The consumption of groundnuts has also been attributed to increased sperm count; it is believed that arginine in nuts helps boost sperm count, perhaps that’s why Luhya men never fail in bed.

Lastly, mugembero is also believed to stimulate men, making them more ready to counteract any female energy presented to them.

So, ladies cling to Luhya men like ticks on a cow’s body not just because of their pockets’ generosity but also for their fulfilling and satisfying intimacy.